This is the official trailer for an upcoming Russian superhero movie titled Защитники (translation: Guardians). It features a team of four genetically modified superheroes fighting missile-launching robot spiders, modern Jawas, and a man who appears to be Bane’s brother or close cousin. The Guardians consist of a guy with an electric whip who also has the power to control rocks, a bear-man hybrid with a gatling gun, the tattooed invisible woman, and a guy who looks like a Mortal Kombat character with two blades that form a hula-hoop. Apparently this Bane character wants to build a laser the size of the Kremlin so he can blow some serious shit up. “I miss IWatchStuff.” Hey wiping tear me too.
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Thanks to everybody who sent this, at least one of whom better fly me to Russia so we can watch this opening day with vodka and caviar.